I mean, we all know kids don’t SIT anyway. While the description claims that this over-priced stool has “lean-on-them-cozy antlers” I don’t see any child sitting on this. BAMBI CHAIR, $300 Because you’ve always wanted to rest your weary back against wooden reindeer antlers Photo Credit: EO company We can’t afford the bag let alone any thing to fill it with. Lip gloss, floss, deodorant, any nontoxic goodies or bite-sized giftables The description suggests that you fill it with:
Why? I don’t get it, and I don’t think most kids would, either. It’s an empty makeup bag… with googly eyes.
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Photo Credit: (Anya Hindmarch)Īnd not a bag crammed full of cosmetic goodies, which might warrant the $275 price tag. Rainy Day Make Up Pouch Eyes, $275 It’s a makeup bag. All clothes. For $122, this playsuit better put my kids to bed for me, too. The clothes my kids play in are referred to as CLOTHES. My kids have tons of playsuits, only we everyday folk call them pajamas. You know, pajamas- the clothes kids wear to bed. This is a kids’ playsuit, listed for $122. Goop Exclusive Kids’ Playsuit, $122 For $122, this playsuit better put my kids to bed for me, too. One accidental dip of a cashmere-socked baby foot into a diaper full of neon yellow breastfed-baby poop, and you’ll wish you’d spent the fifty bucks on better wipes to get that s%* off. But as the mom of six who has gone through many a pair of baby socks, this sweet, innocent cashmere will never be the same. Photo Caption: (Etiquette Clothiers)īaby socks should be soft & fluffy, so cashmere is of course an appealing option for baby sock gift items… in theory. Cotton-Cashmere Baby Socks 6 Pair Bundle, $50 Reminder: The dollar store sells baby socks. But at least there’s a “whimsical map of Brooklyn” printed on the inner lining. Mom will be busy working her second job to pay for your backpack, kids. Goop’s tagline for this cute but weirdly overpriced bag: Here’s what I CAN’T see: paying $70 for a backpack.Īnd I’m not even talking that “It’s the day before the first day of school & backpack prices are jacked but I’m desperate” sort of purchase. This is a cute bag, too, so I can see the visual appeal. If your kids are anything like mine, then they love having bags to jam all of their random collectibles into. Kane Kids Backpack, $70 Mom will be busy working her second job to pay for your backpack, kids. With separate play bottles of oil and vinegar to mix your own imaginary organic dressing with, I’m guessing there’s no ranch dressing allowed up in here, imaginary or otherwise. Because we’re getting all fancy-like with this toy salad set. Now granted, some kids don’t like tea, but I’m willing to bet there aren’t many kids out there that are psyched to have a salad party, you know? Oh, sorry- not “party” I meant soirée. Tea parties are great salad soirées are better.
But maybe it’s the product tagline that made me skeptical: So a salad set seems actually quite reasonable. Kids love to play with toy cooking/food sets, and I’m all for promoting healthy eating. Garden Salad Kit, $25 I’m guessing there’s no ranch dressing allowed up in here Photo Credit: (Hape Toys) While some of the gifts are actually pretty cool like the little feminist board book set, some of them are… well… you’ll see. Their Under-18 Set Gift Guide features a wide variety of items that Goop recommends as potential holiday gift items for kids. Goop’s holiday gift suggestion catalog is now on the website, & we thank them for their gift of unintentional humor… that just keeps.on.giving.
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